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"One hundred percent of the shots you don't take don't go in." - Wayne Gretzky



"An old man was walking along the beach, when he came upon a part of the sand where thousands of starfish had washed ashore.

A little further down the beach he saw a young girl, who was picking up the starfish one at a time and tossing them back into the ocean.

'Oh you silly girl,' he exclaimed. "You can't possibly save all of these starfish. There's too many.'

The little girl smiled and said, "I know. But I can save this one' and she tossed another into the ocean, 'and this one', toss, 'and this one...' - anon



"Whatever you can do or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power, and magic in it. Begin it now." - Goethe



"The Future... something which everyone reaches at the rate of sixty minutes an hour, whatever he does, whoever he is." - C. S. Lewis



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C R A Z Y   P H R A S E S



What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho Cheese.



What do you get from a pampered cow?

Spoiled milk.



What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A nervous wreck.



A musician who joined an orchestra on a cruise ship was having difficulty keeping time with the rest of the band.

Finally, the captain said, "Either you learn to keep time or I'll throw you overboard. . . . It's up to you, sync or swim."'



Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?



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  • The eternal hard love approximately 3 months.
  • All past time was previous.
  • Having the clean conscience it is symptom of wrong memory.
  • The that you are born poor and ugly, you has big possibilities of that upon being grown you develop both conditions.
  • The honest are social not adapted.
  • The slavery was not abolished, she are changed to 8 hs. daily.
  • If the mountain comes toward you. you Run are a knock down.
  • I am not a complete useless. at least I am used as wrong example.
  • Or else you are part of the solution you are part of the problem.
  • Missing human being, but toss you the blame to the other is more human yet.
  • The important it is not knowledge, but have the telephone of the that knows.
  • I don`t suffer of madness. I enjoy it to every minute.
  • It is good leave the drink, the bad is don´t remember where.
  • The intelligence follows me, but I am very rapid .
  • You flee of the temptations. Slowly, so that could reach you.
  • The absolute truth doesn´t exist and this is absolutely sure.
  • Studying is distrust of the intelligence of the companion of to the side.
  • If a bird tells you that these lunatic, you should be he then the birds don´t speak.
  • Happy those that nothing waits for, because they will never be defrauded.
  • The alcohol kills slowly: don´t matter, I don´t have difficulty.
  • The confusion this clear.
  • The sad is not go to the cemetery, but stay.
  • Below the drugs! (the of the bottom door)
  • There are two words that will open you many doors: "you Throw and push."
  • At final of your arm finds a hand friend. yours
  • The auto never replaces to the horse. (the mare)
  • The important is the of inside. (Jack the Destritador)
  • My wife has a good fisic (Albert Einstein).
  • The friendship finishes where the distrust begins
  • The life gives us it and deserves it giving it. (Tagore)
  • That beautiful is the humanity. (A cannival)
  • are enjoyed more giving that receiving (MIke Thysson)
  • Or else I see it I don`t believe (Steve Wonder)
  • We go per parties (Jack the destripator).
  • The eternal hard love approximately 3 months.
  • Having the clean conscience it is symptom of wrong memory.
  • The important it is not knowledge, but have the telephone of the that knows.
  • The absolute truth doesn`t exist and this is absolutely sure.
  • If you make the one which you don`t owe, you will suffer the one which you dont deserve- (Franklin Benjamin)
  • The man delights in enumerating their griefs, but don`t enumerate their happiness.- (Dostoievski)
  • The tolerance is the charity of the intelligence. - (Jules Lemaitre )
  • You only are seen well with the heart. - (Antoine of Saint-Exupéry )
  • The punctuality is the courtesy of the kings. (Luis XVIII)
  • All our know-how has like I begin the feeling. - (Leonardo Gives Vinci)
  • Living is to convert the time in experience. - (Gattegno Caleb)
  • The prejudices are the reason of the fools- (Voltaire)